Zombie Strippers! (2008)

Joey Medina: Paco

Quotes 

• Paco : Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

• Paco : [naming the bullets as he puts them in his gun]  Pancho Villa. Montezuma. Cesar Chavez. Cinco de Mayo. Guacamole.

• Ian : Remember the Alamo. Davy Crockett.

  Paco : Whatever.

• Paco : [after seeing that a bar patron has been killed]  Holy shit! Hey, do I have to clean this mess up?

  Ian : [points to Paco's hand]  You see this! You see this! What color is that?

  Paco : Cappuccino?

  Ian : Right. Meaning you're cleaning this entire fucking mess up. Can you handle that? Or, do I have to go find somebody else out in front of Home Depot?

• Paco : It's Paco time.

• Paco : Badges? Badges? You know that's a good idea, maybe we should get some badges.