Shelley Berman credited as playing...
Zohan's Father
- Zohan's Father: You've caught so many terrorists, it's an art. You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.
- [last lines]
- Zohan's Father: And this is your Palestinian wife.
- Zohan: Yes papa.
- Zohan's Father: Does she know you're a faygelah?
- [chuckling]
- Zohan's Father: Congratulations. Now cut my hair...