Rob Schneider credited as playing...
Salim
- The Phantom: Okay, okay, okay! What you want, huh?
- Salim: I want muchentuchen restaurant chain.
- The Phantom: No.
- Salim: But if I tell, you no have chain anyway.
- The Phantom: So, you not give any incentive.
- Salim: Okay. I want 50 percent of muchentuchen chain. We call it "Phantom & Salim Muchentuchen".
- The Phantom: No.
- Salim: Twenty-five percent.
- The Phantom: No.
- Salim: I want yogurt shop attached to store, like food court.
- The Phantom: Okay.
- Salim: I get profits from store.
- The Phantom: No.
- Salim: Some profits.
- The Phantom: No.
- Salim: I get free yogurt when I come to store.
- The Phantom: Okay. Within reason.
- Salim: And... I want some of your wives.
- The Phantom: How many wives you want?
- Salim: Twenty.
- The Phantom: No.
- Salim: I sleep with one wife.
- The Phantom: No.
- Salim: She give one pee-pee touch.
- The Phantom: Okay.