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Adam Sandler in You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

Rob Schneider: Salim

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Rob Schneider credited as playing...

Salim

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  • The Phantom: Okay, okay, okay! What you want, huh?
  • Salim: I want muchentuchen restaurant chain.
  • The Phantom: No.
  • Salim: But if I tell, you no have chain anyway.
  • The Phantom: So, you not give any incentive.
  • Salim: Okay. I want 50 percent of muchentuchen chain. We call it "Phantom & Salim Muchentuchen".
  • The Phantom: No.
  • Salim: Twenty-five percent.
  • The Phantom: No.
  • Salim: I want yogurt shop attached to store, like food court.
  • The Phantom: Okay.
  • Salim: I get profits from store.
  • The Phantom: No.
  • Salim: Some profits.
  • The Phantom: No.
  • Salim: I get free yogurt when I come to store.
  • The Phantom: Okay. Within reason.
  • Salim: And... I want some of your wives.
  • The Phantom: How many wives you want?
  • Salim: Twenty.
  • The Phantom: No.
  • Salim: I sleep with one wife.
  • The Phantom: No.
  • Salim: She give one pee-pee touch.
  • The Phantom: Okay.
  • Salim: [to the two women riding his cab] And you are stupid cow!

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