Chris Rock credited as playing...
Taxi Driver
- Taxi Driver: First time in New York?
- Zohan: Yes my friend.
- Taxi Driver: Well what brings ya ere?
- Zohan: I have a dream.
- Taxi Driver: I had a dream too.
- Zohan: What dream you have?
- Taxi Driver: My dream was to come to America and make enough money to send to me brothers and sisters so that we all could enjoy freedom together!
- Zohan: This is good dream.
- Taxi Driver: Oh yes it is!
- Zohan: Has dream come true?
- Taxi Driver: No man. Me brothers and sisters were hacked to death. But I love the Chinese food here it's incredible!