- Mae Lee Park: I've heard a lot about you.
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Great. All good, I hope.
- Dr. Dustin Crenshaw: More or less. We left out the part about you being our unwanted ER stepchild.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: You want me to talk to this dude because I'm black.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Well, yeah. I mean, you are black, aren't you?
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: That's wrong, Morris.
- Dr. Archie Morris: What? We do this all the time! If I had a pregnant girl, I might get Abby. Big Croatian, Kovac.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: I didn't come to you with my autistic Irish kid.
- Dr. Archie Morris: You could've! You should've!
- [about her engagement]
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: If you tell anyone, I'll kill you.
- Hope Bobeck: [giggles excitedly]
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Do you hear me? Kill you, as in dead. Got it?
- [Pratt notices that Charlotte has entered the trauma room, where they are working on her dad]
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: Hey Charlotte, how did you get in here?
- Charlotte Paxon: The door.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Please tell Mr. Morales that there are things that he can buy that won't get, uh, stuck up there. You know, like a wide base, or a string attached.
- Nurse Dawn Archer: My Spanish definitely ain't that good.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Uh, Señor.
- [gesturing to his behind]
- Dr. Archie Morris: Este una salida! No entrada!
- Dr. Tony Gates: Don't steal any paintings.
- Sarah Riley: Don't kill any patients.
- Dr. Tony Gates: I'm allowed one a day!