Barry Humphries credited as playing...
Great Goblin
- Great Goblin: You thought you could escape *Me*?
- [He swings his mace, knocking Gandalf backwards; the dwarves stop Gandalf from toppling]
- Great Goblin: [mockingly] What are you going to do now, wizard?
- [Gandalf pokes the Great Goblin in the eye with his stick, then cuts straight through his large belly with his sword]
- Great Goblin: [his last words before Gandalf cuts his throat] ... That'll do it...
- Great Goblin: Well, well, well... look who it is! Thorin, son of Thrain, son of Thror, King Under the Mountain!
- [bows mockingly]
- Great Goblin: Oh, but I'm forgetting, you don't have a mountain, and you're not a king, which makes you nobody, really.
- Great Goblin: [singing] Bones will be shattered, necks will be wrung! You'll be beaten and battered, from racks you'll be hung! You will die down here and never be found, down in the deep of Goblin Town!
- Great Goblin: I know someone who would pay a pretty price for your head. Just the head, nothing attached. Perhaps you know of whom I speak, an old enemy of yours. A Pale Orc astride a White Warg.
- Thorin Oakenshield: Azog the Defiler is no more. He was slain in battle long ago!
- Great Goblin: So you think his defiling days are done, do you?
- [as the dwarves are disarmed, Grinnah partially unsheathes Thorin's sword, and throws it away in horror]
- Great Goblin: [recoils] I know that sword! It is the Goblin Cleaver! The Biter! The blade that sliced a thousand necks! Slash them! Beat them! Kill them! Kill them all! Cut off his head!
- Great Goblin: If they will not talk, we'll make them squawk! Bring out the Mangler! Bring out the Bone Breaker! Start with the youngest.
- Great Goblin: [about his "Goblin Town" song] Catchy, isn't it? It's one of my own, personal compositions.
- Balin: [appalled] That's not a song...
- [shouts]
- Balin: It's an ABOMINATION!
- [the other dwarves shout and jeer in angry agreement]
- Great Goblin: Abominations, disfigurations, mutilations, and repulsions... That's all you're going to find down here.