Peter Hambleton credited as playing...
Gloin • William Troll
- Ori: That's why we need a burglar!
- Bilbo Baggins: Hmmm, and a good one too, I would say. An expert.
- Gloin: And are you?
- Bilbo Baggins: [looks behind him, then back] Am I what?
- Oin: He said he's an expert! Hey hey!
- Bilbo Baggins: [Bilbo interrupts as Tom the troll about to eat Bombur] Uh... no, no, not... not that one, he... he's infected!
- William Troll: [taken aback] You what?
- Bilbo Baggins: Yes, he's got worms in his... tubes.
- Tom Troll: Ooh!
- [Tom throws down Bombur in disgust]
- Bilbo Baggins: In-in fact, they all have. They're infested with parasites, it's a terrible business, I wouldn't risk it, I really wouldn't.
- Oin: Parasites? Did he say parasites?
- Kili: Yeah, we don't have parasites!
- [to Bilbo]
- Kili: You have parasites!
- [Thorin realizes that Bilbo is trying to buy them time and kicks Kili, and the dwarves realize what Bilbo is doing]
- Oin: I've got parasites as big as my arm!
- Kili: Mine are the biggest parasites, I've got huge parasites!
- Nori: We're riddled!
- Ori: Yes, I'm riddled!
- Dori: Yes, we are, badly!
- Gandalf: The dawn will take you all!
- William Troll: Who's that?
- Bert Troll: No idea.
- Tom Troll: Can we eat him too?
- Tom Troll: Oh! I don't like horse. I never have. Not enough fat on them.
- William Troll: Well, it's better than a leathery ol' farmer. All skin and bone he was. I'm still pickin' bits of him out o' me teeth.
- William Troll: Mutton yesterday, mutton today. And blimey, if it don't look like mutton again tomorrow.
- William Troll: How come he's the cook? Everything tastes the same, everything tastes like chicken.
- Tom Troll: Except the chicken.
- William Troll: What tastes like fish!
- Bilbo Baggins: Have you smelt them? You're gonna need something stronger than sage before you plate this lot up!
- William Troll: What do you know about cooking dwarf?