Shrek the Halls (2007 TV Short)
Eddie Murphy: Donkey
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Quotes
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Donkey : My mama used to always say, 'Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries!' Usually that someone's me.
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Donkey : Oh, man, it's finally here! Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! You got everything ready?
Shrek : No.
Donkey : You mean you haven't trimmed your stockings or hung your chestnuts or roasted the tree?
Shrek : No!
Donkey : Or figgified your pudding?
Shrek : Donkey! Will you get it through your thick head: no one here gives a hoot about Christmas!
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Donkey : Yeah? Well, that's a real nice way to treat your guests on Christmas. And if you think I am going to give you a present now, you are sadly mistaken.
Shrek : You want to give me a present? Then go away! That's all I wanted!
Donkey : Fine! I'm going!
Shrek : Good! Then go!
Donkey : You go and have yourself a merry Christmas, Ebeneezer Shrek!
Shrek : And a Bah Humbug to you, too!
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Gingerbread Man : I don't feel so good.
[throws up]
Gingerbread Man : I feel better now.
Donkey : Ooh, a chocolate chip!
[eats Gingy's throw-up]
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[after Gingy tells of how Santa ate his girlfriend]
Donkey : That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Now, you know that's not how it happened.
Gingerbread Man : You weren't there!
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Princess Fiona : [about Shrek's decorations] It's beautiful.
Shrek : It's passable.
Donkey : It's horrible! Usually they just throw toilet paper and run away, but whoever did this means business!