John Hannah credited as playing...
Jonathan Carnahan
- Rick O'Connell: Your ass is on fire!
- Jonathan Carnahan: My ass?
- Rick O'Connell: Hold still!
- Jonathan Carnahan: Rick, my ass is on fire! Put me out!
- Rick O'Connell: I'm putting it out!
- Jonathan Carnahan: Put me out, Rick!
- Rick O'Connell: Just hold still!
- Jonathan Carnahan: Spank my ass! Spank my ass!
- Mad Dog Maguire: Remember our deal! When this is over, my men get to drink for free!
- Jonathan Carnahan: You can have the whole damn bar for all I care! I'm getting the hell out of China.
- Jonathan Carnahan: [Trying to get warn Alex about a 'lady'] No, no, Alex. No, look. Listen, uh, how can I... Come here. To put it in archeological terms, that's a tomb in which many pharaohs have lain.
- [last lines]
- Jonathan Carnahan: Yeah. Ciao, ciao, Shanghai. Peru, here I come.
- [Soon after, mummies were found in Peru]
- Alex O'Connell: Yeah, well, good going, you raised another mummy.
- Jonathan Carnahan: And this bugger's got superpowers.
- Rick O'Connell: Time to go to plan B! Blow up the tower!
- Jonathan Carnahan: Hey, I'm actually a little concerned about plan B! Can't we go straight to plan C?
- Rick O'Connell: Just make it go bang! I'll cover ya!
- [finally lights the fuse to the dynamite]
- Jonathan Carnahan: Yeah! I did it!
- [realizes he is kneeling at the base of the tower that is going to blow]
- Jonathan Carnahan: Oh, mother, I did it... Time for a retreat, I...
- [turns to see a Yeti standing behind him]
- Jonathan Carnahan: I'm on your team! I'm a team player! "One for all and all for me" kind of thing!
- [sees the fuse is getting closer to the dynamite]
- Jonathan Carnahan: The dynamite, all this dynamite! We should, uh, get out of here!
- Jonathan Carnahan: Much as I'd like to stay this boyishly handsome forever, Shangri-La is a crock.
- Rick O'Connell: Yeah, but that's what you used to say about mummies, too, Jon. You did pretty well off it.
- Jonathan Carnahan: Good point.
- Jonathan Carnahan: Boys! If I may... Do we have a plan for the Emperor?
- Rick O'Connell: Yeah. We're gonna hit him high, hard and fast and smash him like a Ming vase.
- Jonathan Carnahan: And if that doesn't work?
- Rick O'Connell: We go to plan B... Plan B! You go upstairs, you blow up that gold tower thing. You light it up. We blow the guy sky high!
- Jonathan Carnahan: Me?
- Jonathan Carnahan: [talking to the yak] Yeah, it's not easy being me, you know. Then again, I don't suppose its easy being you, is it, Geraldine, old girl? If I'd met a girl like you, Geraldine, you know, hard-working, you don't say much... you're a little bit hairy, but I don't mind that.