Brendan Fraser credited as playing...
Rick O'Connell
- Rick O'Connell: Look kid, I've put down more mummies in my time than you.
- Alex O'Connell: You put down one mummy, Dad.
- Rick O'Connell: Yeah. Same mummy... *twice*.
- Rick O'Connell: Your ass is on fire!
- Jonathan Carnahan: My ass?
- Rick O'Connell: Hold still!
- Jonathan Carnahan: Rick, my ass is on fire! Put me out!
- Rick O'Connell: I'm putting it out!
- Jonathan Carnahan: Put me out, Rick!
- Rick O'Connell: Just hold still!
- Jonathan Carnahan: Spank my ass! Spank my ass!
- [upon being surrounded by an army of the undead]
- Rick O'Connell: These are, uh... They're good undead guys, right?
- Mad Dog Maguire: I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but I was too cheap to buy any!
- [Mad Dog laughs and Rick joins in]
- Rick O'Connell: Why am I laughing?
- [stopping a truck and throwing the man out]
- Rick O'Connell: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry, pal. There's a mummy on the loose!
- Alex O'Connell: When I saw you lying there, Dad, I... I've never been so scared in my life.
- Rick O'Connell: Well, that makes two of us.
- Alex O'Connell: I mean, you know, you're not supposed to die, you know? You're Ricochet O'Connell, right? Get beat up, you get tossed around, but... you're always standing there in the end. I never really thought of the world with out you.
- Rick O'Connell: Time to go to plan B! Blow up the tower!
- Jonathan Carnahan: Hey, I'm actually a little concerned about plan B! Can't we go straight to plan C?
- Rick O'Connell: Just make it go bang! I'll cover ya!
- Rick O'Connell: Alex?
- [turns around to see Alex is gone]
- Rick O'Connell: Where'd he go?
- Evelyn O'Connell: Where do you think?
- [looks through binoculars to see Alex running to find Lin]
- [an arrow pierces his Rik's shirt sleeve then Evelyn removes the arrow]
- Rick O'Connell: Hey! That's my favorite blue shirt.
- Evelyn O'Connell: I've always hated that shirt.
- Jonathan Carnahan: Much as I'd like to stay this boyishly handsome forever, Shangri-La is a crock.
- Rick O'Connell: Yeah, but that's what you used to say about mummies, too, Jon. You did pretty well off it.
- Jonathan Carnahan: Good point.
- [Alex opens a trunk filled with guns and grenades]
- Rick O'Connell: What did you do now? Rob an armory?
- Alex O'Connell: Yeah, we can get in close, Dad. And then we can finish him off with Lin's dagger.
- Rick O'Connell: Look, I'm sorry, I just don't put much faith in your girlfriend's magic dagger.
- Alex O'Connell: Okay, Dad, she is not my girlfriend.
- Rick O'Connell: You say that now, but I still don't trust her.
- Alex O'Connell: Well, I do. So you should trust *my* judgement, okay?
- Jonathan Carnahan: Boys! If I may... Do we have a plan for the Emperor?
- Rick O'Connell: Yeah. We're gonna hit him high, hard and fast and smash him like a Ming vase.
- Jonathan Carnahan: And if that doesn't work?
- Rick O'Connell: We go to plan B... Plan B! You go upstairs, you blow up that gold tower thing. You light it up. We blow the guy sky high!
- Jonathan Carnahan: Me?
- Rick O'Connell: So how did your book reading go?
- Evelyn O'Connell: Oh, fine. Thank you.
- [discouraging]
- Evelyn O'Connell: Until they asked me, ''When will there be another Mummy adventure?''
- Rick O'Connell: Yeah, but you did promise the publisher a third book.
- Evelyn O'Connell: I know. But I spend my nights staring at a blank page, completely blocked.
- Rick O'Connell: We could skip dinner, and I could...
- [plays classic music]
- Rick O'Connell: ... attempt to inspire you upstairs.
- Evelyn O'Connell: Oh, that's so sweet of you, darling. But I'm going to sit at that typewriter until something exciting comes out.
- [classic music brakes, Rick changes of face - happy to sad]