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Anna Paquin, Ryan Kwanten, Stephen Moyer, Sam Trammell, Nelsan Ellis, and Rutina Wesley in True Blood (2008)

Quotes

True Blood

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  • Pam: To Arlene's children: You make me so happy I never had any of you.
  • Eric Northman: No, c'mon Pam, they're funny. They're like humans, but miniature. 'Teacup humans'.
  • Bill Compton: You're connected. He'll be able to sense your emotions.
  • Sookie Stackhouse: You big lying A-hole.
  • Eric Northman: Bill, you're right. I believe I can sense her emotions.
  • Tara Thornton: [to Lafayette] Giving V to Jason Stackhouse is like givin' ho ho's to a diabetic!
  • Eric Northman: Perhaps I'll grow on you
  • Sookie Stackhouse: I'd prefer cancer
  • Godric: [in Old Swedish] I'll be your father, brother, son
  • Godric: A human with me at the end. With human tears. Two thousand years and I can still be surprised.
  • Duprez: Vampire priests?
  • Pam: Do you know nothing of our history?
  • Bill Compton: Vampires have often found it advantageous to maintain a hidden presence in humanity's most powerful institutions. And in the 1600's that was the Catholic Church. And today, as you all know, it's Google and Fox News.
  • Eric Northman: The sheriff of Area 9 in Texas has gone missing. He is twice as old as I am and very powerful. If one such as he can be taken, than none of us is safe.
  • Sookie Stackhouse: [to Bill Compton] I almost died last night... again!
  • Sookie Stackhouse: You just killed my fairy godmother!
  • Eric Northman: *shrugs* sorry
  • Eric Northman: I've seen your website... it's very low rent.
  • Eric Northman: [to Bill] We had a deal, your human and I. She will work for me as often as I like.
  • Jessica Hamby: [tastes Tru Blood] It tastes like ass!
  • Sookie Stackhouse: That's GRAN'S pie!
  • Sam Merlotte: [to Mary Ann] This is my bar! These are my people! This is my town!
  • Jason Stackhouse: You're either on the dark side or you're on the side of the light!
  • Bill Compton: [to Eden] I am here to protect you. I am your friend. So you just invite me in and I can make everything stop.
  • Sookie Stackhouse: [to Bill] I always thought as different as we are, some how we could still be together. And now I don't know.
  • Maryann: [to Sam] You better think twice before you threaten me ever again.
  • Sam Merlotte: [tp Mary Ann] I don't know what you're doing here. But these are people I care about and I will not stand by and watch you hurt any of them.
  • [repeated line]
  • Bill Compton: What are you?
  • Maryann: [after smacking Karl upside the head] Nobody needed towels!
  • Rev. Steve Newlin: We are forming an elite spiritual army.
  • Tara Thornton: [to Sam] What is it with you and Mary Ann?
  • Sookie Stackhouse: [to Bill about Jessica's family] Please don't kill them!

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