Entourage (TV Series)

Crash and Burn (2006)

Jeremy Piven: Ari Gold

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• Eric Murphy : He's already started to learn Spanish.

  Ari Gold : I know, he's left 15 messages on the machine. The wife thinks I'm fucking the gardener.

• Ari Gold : [on the phone with E]  Where are you? It sounds like you're getting fucked with a jackhammer.

  Sarah Gold : $10 in the curse jar, daddy.

  Eric Murphy : I'm test driving a new car.

  Ari Gold : Matchbox or Hot Wheels?

• Ari Gold : When my father gave away my car, I was forced to lose my virginity on the back of a moped.

• Ari Gold : [to his maid]  It's all right, you keep an ear out. You've got a big gift for Navidad coming, okay?

• Turtle : Vince said that you were going to come here and listen to me...

  Ari Gold : "Vince said he'd throw me a piece of pussy because he's famous..." Whatever you want, Turtle, okay? I will rep you, all right?

• Ari Gold : You want to hire Max Ballard. He's Dakota Fanning with a dick.

• Ari Gold : Noah can build an ark and save all of God's creatures in 40 days. He can't shoot a movie in 65?

• Ari Gold : How about a quick blowjob before my Vince dinner?