Lester Speight credited as playing...
Augustus Cole
- Dominic Santiago: No way... Cole Train, we saw you play.
- Augustus Cole: Hell yeah, baby. Everyone wants to see The Cole Train play!
- Dominic Santiago: Marcus, do you remember this guy? Division playoffs? 40 yard line?
- Marcus Fenix: I remember that you owe me 20 bucks.
- Dominic Santiago: Oh yeah? See me after the war.
- Marcus Fenix: Control, could you give us Delta Two's location?
- Anya: [over radio] GID readings are faint. Looks like... the sewer system?
- Damon Baird: [over radio] There's shit everywhere!
- Augustus Cole: [over radio] C'mon, Baird! A little bit of this is good for you! Builds your immune system.
- Damon Baird: [over radio] Yeah, it also builds disease. Delta Two out.
- Dominic Santiago: ...No way.
- Marcus Fenix: Sucks to be them.
- Marcus Fenix: Cole, what's you're status?
- Augustus Cole: Shit yeah, baby we got the hook-up! They given us a big-ass dinner!
- Damon Baird: We are gonna get dysentery from this shit.
- Augustus Cole: Baird's havin a hard time adjustin, you know.
- Marcus Fenix: Tell Baird to shut up and eat, we'll be back soon.
- Augustus Cole: Copy that, Cole out.
- Damon Baird: Corpser!
- Marcus Fenix: It's pulling back.
- Damon Baird: Yah, it's gonna wait. Save us for later.
- [ominously]
- Damon Baird: Like a snack.
- Marcus Fenix: Bullshit.
- Damon Baird: You think I'm kidding?
- Marcus Fenix: I think you're bat-shit crazy. That's what I think.
- Augustus Cole: Aww, ain't that cute.
- Dominic Santiago: Like two assholes on their first date.
- Augustus Cole: [laughs]
- Kim: State your name, soldier.
- Augustus Cole: Private Augustus Cole, alpha squad, sir!
- Dominic Santiago: Cole?... as in The Cole Train?
- Augustus Cole: Yeah, that's right.
- Augustus Cole: Who loves ya, baby?
- Damon Baird: Yeah yeah yeah group hug... Where's Rojas?
- Augustus Cole: [shakes head]
- Damon Baird: Dammit, they won't stop coming!
- Augustus Cole: Aw, you know you love it!
- Damon Baird: No, actually I *don't!*
- Kim: We're Delta Squad. We're here for the resonator.
- Marcus Fenix: And to rescue you guys.
- Augustus Cole: We've been trying to contact Control, but our radios don't work for *shit*.
- [Beat]
- Augustus Cole: ...Sir.
- Marcus Fenix: [Marcus and Dom cautiously enter a basement] Quiet...
- Augustus Cole: [radioing in] Hey! We're all clear up here!
- Dominic Santiago: Dammit!
- Marcus Fenix: Cole, shut the hell up!
- Augustus Cole: Uh-oh! Sorry baby!