Carlos Ferro credited as playing...
Dominic Santiago • KR-61 Pilot • Agitated Stranded • Victim #1 Stranded • Drunk #2 Stranded
- Dominic Santiago: No way... Cole Train, we saw you play.
- Augustus Cole: Hell yeah, baby. Everyone wants to see The Cole Train play!
- Dominic Santiago: Marcus, do you remember this guy? Division playoffs? 40 yard line?
- Marcus Fenix: I remember that you owe me 20 bucks.
- Dominic Santiago: Oh yeah? See me after the war.
- Marcus Fenix: Control, could you give us Delta Two's location?
- Anya: [over radio] GID readings are faint. Looks like... the sewer system?
- Damon Baird: [over radio] There's shit everywhere!
- Augustus Cole: [over radio] C'mon, Baird! A little bit of this is good for you! Builds your immune system.
- Damon Baird: [over radio] Yeah, it also builds disease. Delta Two out.
- Dominic Santiago: ...No way.
- Marcus Fenix: Sucks to be them.
- Marcus Fenix: What are you doing here?
- Dominic Santiago: Getting you out. Here, put this on.
- Marcus Fenix: You could get into a lot of trouble for doing this.
- Dominic Santiago: Not anymore. Things have changed. Common.
- Marcus Fenix: What about the other prisoners? We can't just leave them here.
- Dominic Santiago: They're gone. Hoffman pardoned everybody.
- Marcus Fenix: Is that right?
- Dominic Santiago: Welcome back to the army, soldier.
- Marcus Fenix: Shit.
- Damon Baird: Corpser!
- Marcus Fenix: It's pulling back.
- Damon Baird: Yah, it's gonna wait. Save us for later.
- [ominously]
- Damon Baird: Like a snack.
- Marcus Fenix: Bullshit.
- Damon Baird: You think I'm kidding?
- Marcus Fenix: I think you're bat-shit crazy. That's what I think.
- Augustus Cole: Aww, ain't that cute.
- Dominic Santiago: Like two assholes on their first date.
- Augustus Cole: [laughs]
- Dominic Santiago: [hearing odd sound] Did you hear that? What the hell's that sound?
- Marcus Fenix: It's just the wind.
- Dominic Santiago: Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?
- Dominic Santiago: [noticing odd Locust soldier] Uhh... Those aren't drones.
- Marcus Fenix: Shit... Looks like they upgraded.
- Damon Baird: [on radio] They're called Theron Guards.
- Dominic Santiago: You think they know what we're doing?
- Marcus Fenix: Well, we're not here to sell cookies... So they know something's up.
- Kim: State your name, soldier.
- Augustus Cole: Private Augustus Cole, alpha squad, sir!
- Dominic Santiago: Cole?... as in The Cole Train?
- Augustus Cole: Yeah, that's right.
- Marcus Fenix: Looks like you need an access code.
- Marcus Fenix: Hmm... Got one?
- Dominic Santiago: Yeah, in my other pants.
- Pvt. Carmine: I used to have nightmares about those things when I was a kid.
- Dominic Santiago: Shit... I still do!
- Marcus Fenix: Jack, set up a comm link with this guy.
- Stranded: Alright, I'll talk to your trash can here.
- Dominic Santiago: *Don't* screw up.
- Stranded: Hey, I screw up and I never see yo ass again - cause you be dead! Hahaha!
- Dominic Santiago: [to himself] I'm gonna kill this guy...
- Dominic Santiago: [once the Locust tunnels have finally been destroyed] ... So, what are we doing tomorrow?
- Damon Baird: What, there's Stranded here?
- Dominic Santiago: Yep, there's a camp just ahead.
- Damon Baird: So what, you, like, hang out with Stranded?
- Dominic Santiago: I don't "hang out" with them, dickwad. I'm looking for somebody.
- Marcus Fenix: Baird - shut up. Keep moving.
- Damon Baird: What? What did I say? I'm... I'm sure there's... there's some nice... Stranded...
- Damon Baird: [Cole and Baird arrive just as Marcus and Dom manage to kill a Corsper] Ah, just in time!
- Dominic Santiago: Just in time to kiss my ass...
- Boomer: [as Marcus and Dom ride pass in mine carts] Die... enemy...
- Marcus Fenix: What the hell is that doing here?
- Dominic Santiago: Checking tickets?
- Victor Hoffman: Bad news, Fenix: it didn't work.
- Marcus Fenix: What do you mean, "it didn't work"?
- Victor Hoffman: I mean, that lousy resonator didn't deliver the goods! We're missing data on - hell, I don't know - most of the tunnel network! We'd need a hundred resonators to map all of the tunnels!
- Marcus Fenix: This is bullshit!
- Damon Baird: [holding up a geobot] So what? We'll just use this instead.
- Dominic Santiago: How 'bout I use it to smash your teeth in?
- Marcus Fenix: [Marcus and Dom cautiously enter a basement] Quiet...
- Augustus Cole: [radioing in] Hey! We're all clear up here!
- Dominic Santiago: Dammit!
- Marcus Fenix: Cole, shut the hell up!
- Augustus Cole: Uh-oh! Sorry baby!
- Marcus Fenix: [door locked on train cart] Dammit! Jack, open this door.
- [Berserker roars]
- Dominic Santiago: Great, now what?
- Marcus Fenix: Are you kidding me? Berserker!
- [on radio]
- Marcus Fenix: Anya, we're using the Hammer of Dawn, right now!
- Anya: Negative Delta, you can't, not with all those Nemacyst inking the sky.
- Marcus Fenix: Fine, we'll go to plan B!
- [to Dom]
- Marcus Fenix: ... You got a plan B?
- Dominic Santiago: What? Hell no!
- Marcus Fenix: Shiiiiit!
- Dominic Santiago: [after Berserker is killed] Piece of shit!