John DiMaggio credited as playing...
Marcus Fenix • Franklin • KR-64 Pilot
- Dominic Santiago: No way... Cole Train, we saw you play.
- Augustus Cole: Hell yeah, baby. Everyone wants to see The Cole Train play!
- Dominic Santiago: Marcus, do you remember this guy? Division playoffs? 40 yard line?
- Marcus Fenix: I remember that you owe me 20 bucks.
- Dominic Santiago: Oh yeah? See me after the war.
- Marcus Fenix: Baird, what's the status on that APC?
- Damon Baird: [over radio] The status is that it sucks.
- Marcus Fenix: Control, could you give us Delta Two's location?
- Anya: [over radio] GID readings are faint. Looks like... the sewer system?
- Damon Baird: [over radio] There's shit everywhere!
- Augustus Cole: [over radio] C'mon, Baird! A little bit of this is good for you! Builds your immune system.
- Damon Baird: [over radio] Yeah, it also builds disease. Delta Two out.
- Dominic Santiago: ...No way.
- Marcus Fenix: Sucks to be them.
- Marcus Fenix: Cole, what's you're status?
- Augustus Cole: Shit yeah, baby we got the hook-up! They given us a big-ass dinner!
- Damon Baird: We are gonna get dysentery from this shit.
- Augustus Cole: Baird's havin a hard time adjustin, you know.
- Marcus Fenix: Tell Baird to shut up and eat, we'll be back soon.
- Augustus Cole: Copy that, Cole out.
- Marcus Fenix: What are you doing here?
- Dominic Santiago: Getting you out. Here, put this on.
- Marcus Fenix: You could get into a lot of trouble for doing this.
- Dominic Santiago: Not anymore. Things have changed. Common.
- Marcus Fenix: What about the other prisoners? We can't just leave them here.
- Dominic Santiago: They're gone. Hoffman pardoned everybody.
- Marcus Fenix: Is that right?
- Dominic Santiago: Welcome back to the army, soldier.
- Marcus Fenix: Shit.
- Marcus Fenix: Baird, what's up?
- Damon Baird: [through the comm. system] Oh, it's bullshit. Somebody figured out that Cole use to play Thrashball, and now it's all:
- Damon Baird: [feminine voice] "Oh, Cole Train! Tell us about that play again!"
- Damon Baird: - and...
- Damon Baird: [feminine voice] "Number 83, sign my shirt!"
- Damon Baird: Corpser!
- Marcus Fenix: It's pulling back.
- Damon Baird: Yah, it's gonna wait. Save us for later.
- [ominously]
- Damon Baird: Like a snack.
- Marcus Fenix: Bullshit.
- Damon Baird: You think I'm kidding?
- Marcus Fenix: I think you're bat-shit crazy. That's what I think.
- Augustus Cole: Aww, ain't that cute.
- Dominic Santiago: Like two assholes on their first date.
- Augustus Cole: [laughs]
- Dominic Santiago: [hearing odd sound] Did you hear that? What the hell's that sound?
- Marcus Fenix: It's just the wind.
- Dominic Santiago: Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?
- Dominic Santiago: [noticing odd Locust soldier] Uhh... Those aren't drones.
- Marcus Fenix: Shit... Looks like they upgraded.
- Damon Baird: [on radio] They're called Theron Guards.
- Dominic Santiago: You think they know what we're doing?
- Marcus Fenix: Well, we're not here to sell cookies... So they know something's up.
- Damon Baird: Hi boys!
- Marcus Fenix: [looks down to see Cole and Baird in the sewers] I could smell you guys from a mile away.
- Damon Baird: Hey, why don't you come down here and join us? There's room for one more! It's a fucking party down here!
- Marcus Fenix: Looks like you need an access code.
- Marcus Fenix: Hmm... Got one?
- Dominic Santiago: Yeah, in my other pants.
- Pvt. Carmine: Are you THE Marcus Fenix? The one that fought at Asho Fields?
- Marcus Fenix: Yep.
- Pvt. Carmine: Wow. Cool!
- Marcus Fenix: [looks away] Not really.
- Marcus Fenix: Jack, set up a comm link with this guy.
- Stranded: Alright, I'll talk to your trash can here.
- Dominic Santiago: *Don't* screw up.
- Stranded: Hey, I screw up and I never see yo ass again - cause you be dead! Hahaha!
- Dominic Santiago: [to himself] I'm gonna kill this guy...
- Damon Baird: What, there's Stranded here?
- Dominic Santiago: Yep, there's a camp just ahead.
- Damon Baird: So what, you, like, hang out with Stranded?
- Dominic Santiago: I don't "hang out" with them, dickwad. I'm looking for somebody.
- Marcus Fenix: Baird - shut up. Keep moving.
- Damon Baird: What? What did I say? I'm... I'm sure there's... there's some nice... Stranded...