Zach Galifianakis credited as playing...
Bobby
- Bobby: See, that's the part I don't get, Craig. I mean, you're cool, you're smart, you're talented. You have a family that loves you. You know, what I would do just to be you, for just a day? I would... I would do so much. I would... I don't know. I would just... I'd just live. Like it meant something.
- Bobby: I don't get wrapped up in a bunch of stuff I can't have.
- Johnny: Relax, it's just for fun, bro.
- Bobby: That's not fun. That's propaganda, man. All those Madison Avenue types telling you how to live your life. Fast cars, hot chicks... Reese's Pieces... Gucci... Werther's Original. I don't buy into that bullshit!
- Craig: [During a basketball practice in the hospital] How'd you end up in here?
- Bobby: Man, you don't give up, do you? I'm on vacation.
- Craig: Seriously.
- Bobby: I am serious. Some people go to Hamptons. I come here. Get a little R&R. People feed you. I get high sometimes, man.
- Craig: That's not what I've heard about you.
- Bobby: [sigh] What did you hear?
- Craig: [hesitating a bit] I heard you tried to rape a penguin at the zoo.
- Bobby: [straightening up] Who told you that?
- Bobby: Hey, what's the pot up to now?
- Johnny: Eleven.
- Bobby: Eleven? Yesterday it was twelve.
- Johnny: Humble ate a buck.
- Bobby: Humble ate a buck?
- Johnny: The professor bet him a dollar he wouldn't eat it. He won.
- Bobby: What is the world coming to?
- [to Craig]
- Bobby: Bunch of nut jobs in here, I'll tell you that.
- Craig: What's the money for?
- Bobby: Pizza party. So we don't have to eat this crap. They say we can have one, but we have to pay for it ourselves.
- Craig: Well, I have eight dollars.
- Bobby: [pauses] Well, you don't have to go bragging about it, Craig.