Ryan Reynolds credited as playing...
Nick
- Roy Pulsipher: One of them coyotes, he made love to my skull. You know what that practice is commonly called?
- Nick: I do... and I certainly hope he got both eyes, Roy.
- Nick: When exactly was your day?
- Roy Pulsipher: 1800s, buddy. I'm what we used to call a lawman. Marshal Roysephus Pulsiper.
- Nick: Roysephus?
- Roy Pulsipher: It was considered a very sexy name at the time.
- Nick: It sounds like an STD.
- Roy Pulsipher: The universe, in its ultimate wisdom, will not let you reveal yourself. It's smarter than us.
- Nick: That's sick.
- Roy Pulsipher: Consider it the universe's witness protection program.
- Nick: Whatever's waiting for you on the other side is gonna be *bad.* But don't worry, it's only forever.
- [R.I.P.D. headquarters exits out into a VCR repair shop in Boston]
- Nick: You ever think about hiding this place a little better?
- Roy Pulsipher: When was the last time you got a VCR repaired?
- Nick: [eyeing the shop clerk] Point taken.
- [last lines]
- Roy Pulsipher: I knew you weren't happy with Grandpa Chen, so I pulled a few strings, for you some new ID.
- Nick: Thank you. Thank you, Roy. I mean that. This is great.
- [looks in his new wallet]
- Nick: Oh, you gotta be shitting me.
- Roy Pulsipher: Ah, I did what I could. Inventory is what it is.
- Nick: [looking in the wallet] You thought this was an improvement?
- Nick's New Avatar: [Gets in the car and drives off]
- Roy Pulsipher: Let's learn you a few things about Old West fighting! First,
- [Roy shoots, erasing a deado]
- Roy Pulsipher: Only a novice hides in a church steeple. It's the first place I'm gonna look. Second place, hotel window, every time.
- [shoots again, but doesn't hit anything]
- Nick: I guess there's only one novice in their crew.
- [Nick and Roy both turn and fire, erasing a deado on a building roof]
- Roy Pulsipher: Sometimes the window guy is on the roof.
- [first lines]
- Nick: You think *you've* had a bad day at work? I think I got you beat.
- [big fat monster guy crashes through]
- Nick: That's not me.
- [Roy taking chase]
- Nick: Nope, that's my partner.
- Pulaski: Suck it!
- Nick: There I am. Three or four days ago, I didn't know this world existed. But three or four days ago, I wasn't in the Rest In Peace Department...