Jeff Bridges credited as playing...
Roy
- Roy Pulsipher: [to Nick] You are just gonna have to learn to sit on your regret and pain until it turns into a dull, persistent ache. The way I do it. The way a man does it.
- Business Person: [walks up to Roy's avatar] I do music videos. Home phone number's on the back.
- Roy Pulsipher: Excuse me? I'm not a piece of meat put on this earth for your gratification, I'm a woman. Respect me or I will castrate you like a three-year-old steer.
- Roy Pulsipher: One of them coyotes, he made love to my skull. You know what that practice is commonly called?
- Nick: I do... and I certainly hope he got both eyes, Roy.
- Nick: When exactly was your day?
- Roy Pulsipher: 1800s, buddy. I'm what we used to call a lawman. Marshal Roysephus Pulsiper.
- Nick: Roysephus?
- Roy Pulsipher: It was considered a very sexy name at the time.
- Nick: It sounds like an STD.
- Roy Pulsipher: [prepping his guns] Just like Main Street, Dodge City. Them dudes, they picked the wrong venue to make a stand. I invented this shit.
- Roy Pulsipher: The universe, in its ultimate wisdom, will not let you reveal yourself. It's smarter than us.
- Nick: That's sick.
- Roy Pulsipher: Consider it the universe's witness protection program.
- [R.I.P.D. headquarters exits out into a VCR repair shop in Boston]
- Nick: You ever think about hiding this place a little better?
- Roy Pulsipher: When was the last time you got a VCR repaired?
- Nick: [eyeing the shop clerk] Point taken.
- [last lines]
- Roy Pulsipher: I knew you weren't happy with Grandpa Chen, so I pulled a few strings, for you some new ID.
- Nick: Thank you. Thank you, Roy. I mean that. This is great.
- [looks in his new wallet]
- Nick: Oh, you gotta be shitting me.
- Roy Pulsipher: Ah, I did what I could. Inventory is what it is.
- Nick: [looking in the wallet] You thought this was an improvement?
- Nick's New Avatar: [Gets in the car and drives off]
- Roy Pulsipher: Let's learn you a few things about Old West fighting! First,
- [Roy shoots, erasing a deado]
- Roy Pulsipher: Only a novice hides in a church steeple. It's the first place I'm gonna look. Second place, hotel window, every time.
- [shoots again, but doesn't hit anything]
- Nick: I guess there's only one novice in their crew.
- [Nick and Roy both turn and fire, erasing a deado on a building roof]
- Roy Pulsipher: Sometimes the window guy is on the roof.
- Roy Pulsipher: I guess I could have bought you flowers once or twice.
- Proctor: [giving him an amorous look] I like violets.
- Roy Pulsipher: Come to think of it, with all this tantrummy, I'm starting to think I was a little too generous with the plus on that C.