Kevin Bacon credited as playing...
- Nick: [preparing for a drug raid] Now, stand by for inspiring, motivating words from Detective Bobby Hayes.
- Hayes: How about we don't get shot today?
- Hayes: Listen, there's something I should tell you. It's something I've been hiding.
- [Hayes takes out a shaker of cumin powder]
- Julia: Bobby, I think it can wait.
- Hayes: And it might seem a little weird, but I think you should try to just keep an open mind, and not judge right away, okay?
- Hayes: Hey Nick, remember when I got shot, I got that medal and you couldn't believe I pulled through?
- Nick: Wild guess. You didn't pull through?
- Hayes: What, get killed by some junkie and go to hell because I took a little on the side to pay for lap dances? No, I don't think so.
- Hayes: [to Roy's Avatar] I don't usually go for Western, but... it's working for me.
- Hayes: They got one of these artifacts for everything!
- Nick: Mentions Hayes charm bracelet
- Hayes: Hey, that's my grandmother's St. Christoper medal, Jackass.
- Nick: It's adorable
- Hayes: I wear it for protection.
- Nick: Oh. So, for protection. Well this - points to bullet proof vest - stops bullets. Yours stops you from getting dates.
