- Hannah Pearson: Dad's coming and he's mad.
- Tom Pearson: With who?
- Hannah Pearson, Stuart Pearson: Tom!
- Tom Pearson: You told my Dad YOU'D fix it.
- Ricky Dillman: I told your dad a lot of things. Like, my car broke down, my parents own a lakehouse, I'm 18.
- Tom Pearson: You're not a senior?
- Ricky Dillman: Not in high school.
- Stuart Pearson: If you're smart enough to hack into the school's computer, you're smart enough to pass math.
- Lee Pearson: [after the aliens turned off the gravity] What the...
- Jake Pearson: What's happening?
- Art Pearson: Why are we floating?
- Lee Pearson: They turned off the gravity, like in Halo!
- Art Pearson: This isn't Xbox, Lee. It's real! - Like Wii!
- Stuart Pearson: I'm sorry honey, I can't remember, do you want cheese on your burger?
- Bethany Pearson: No, I want to find whoever invent love and hack them up with a machete.
- Bethany Pearson: One word and you're dead.
- Tom Pearson: Are you crazy? If dad catches you, kill you.
- Bethany Pearson: Dad is not going to catch me.
- Stuart Pearson: I was a brainiac. It worked for me.
- Tom Pearson: I don't want to be like *you*, I want to be cool!
- Tom Pearson: Hannah, please next time you ride in the hump, remember?
- Hannah Pearson: I barf in the middle, remember?
- Bethany Pearson: [last lines as she and Tom use the mind control device and made Ricky land on his private parts on the star rail while he screams in pain] I am so keeping this.
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