"The Simpsons" Simpsons Tall Tales (TV Episode 2001) - Harry Shearer as Lenny, Principal Skinner, Reverend Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert

Principal Skinner : [managing to knock Paul Bunyan out] Good Lord! Brought down by one beer?

Moe Szyslak : [holding an oversized tranquilizer pill] And a couple of these babies. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the barn dance.
Frink : Hey, that meteor's headed straight for us with the fire and the impact and the 100% chance of pain! Pain in the glayvin!

Reverend Lovejoy : God has sent this fiery kill rock to show us his love.

Mayor Quimby : [clamoring from the townsfolk] There's only one man who can save us.

Paul Bunyan : [transition to his house] Oh, I get it. When I'm crushing and killing you, you don't like me. But when I can save your life, suddenly I'm Mr. Popular.

Lenny : Yeah. That's pretty much it.

Paul Bunyan : Whoo-hoo! I'm Mr. Popular!

[giggling, he dances a jig]
Hobo : [narrating his Connie Appleseed story] With the buffalo gone, the starving settlers were driven to cannibalism.

Chief Wiggum : [drawing wishbones] You're the fattest, Bufflekill. Okay, everybody, dig in!

[Homer shrieks as they all advance on him]

Connie Appleseed : Stop! I've got apples! Delicious, nutritious apples. And there's enough for everyone.

Additional Voices : [Sideshow Mel, taking a bite] Sweet!

[taking another bite]

Additional Voices : It's like a hootenanny in my mouth!

Principal Skinner : We're saved!

Ned Flanders : It's a miracle!

Carl : Hurray for Connie Bufflekill!

Moe Szyslak : [sticking his head out from under Homer's coat] What? So now we're not eating Homer?

Harry Shearer: Lenny, Principal Skinner, Reverend Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert