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The Reluctant Traveller (1981)

David Jason: Granville

Quotes 

• Mrs. Blewett : [to Granville as she walks out the door]  And you'll want to keep away from strong drink and bad women!

  Albert Arkwright : And what's more important, keep away from bad drink and strong women.

  Granville : I do keep away, no one around here more successful at it. The Duke of Edinburgh gave an award for having nothing to do with women, I'd win second prize after Larry Grayson.

  Albert Arkwright : Way after.

• Granville : I believe in lots of things.

  Albert Arkwright : No, you don't; you're an infidel.

  Granville : No, I'm not. I believe in, you know, music and art and literature.

  Albert Arkwright : You don't believe in anything real, do you?

  Granville : They're real.

  Albert Arkwright : No, they're not; no they're not! Not to us. They're only real to people like teachers who don't have to work for a living.