- Christopher Hale: Did you sell any of your fake medicine to my cook?
- Dabney Pitts: It was a gift, Mr Hale, a little tonic to freshen his blood.
- Christopher Hale: Well, if Charlie's blood needs freshening, I'll do it. You better go to your wagon. We're ready to pull out.
- Dabney Pitts: If you wanted to be a magician, you'll never make it. To be a magician, you have to want to entertain people. You gotta love people. You don't, Jeremiah. You're a cruel man.
- Jeremiah Stewart: You're a liquored logged old sock.
- Christopher Hale: Mrs Hostatter, the one thing we don't have to worry about on this trip is witches. Fires, floods, feuds, Famine, Indians, disease, stampedes, yes! Witches, no!
- Delphine Hostatter: You mean you gonna wait until she hurts somebody before you take our word for what she is?
- Jeremiah Stewart: What did you take in exchange for your soul?
- Wanda Snow: Nothing!
- Jeremiah Stewart: Was it a pretty dress of silk? A pair of bright and shining beads? A smile of a young man? A night of love when the moon was hot and round and full? What did you take in exchange for your soul?
- Wanda Snow: Nothing! I made no bargain!
- [the crowd are baying repeatedly: Lord, have mercy, forgive her, Lord, Lord, have mercy, forgive her, Lord]
- Dabney Pitts: You will observe, folks, I have here a bottle of Redeye, White Lightning, Moonshine, if you will, or, as it's known in the furtherest provinces, as Western Lemonade.