Wagon Train (TV Series)

The Wanda Snow Story (1965)

Arthur O'Connell: Dabney Pitts

Quotes 

• Christopher Hale : Did you sell any of your fake medicine to my cook?

  Dabney Pitts : It was a gift, Mr Hale, a little tonic to freshen his blood.

  Christopher Hale : Well, if Charlie's blood needs freshening, I'll do it. You better go to your wagon. We're ready to pull out.

• Dabney Pitts : If you wanted to be a magician, you'll never make it. To be a magician, you have to want to entertain people. You gotta love people. You don't, Jeremiah. You're a cruel man.

  Jeremiah Stewart : You're a liquored logged old sock.

• Dabney Pitts : You will observe, folks, I have here a bottle of Redeye, White Lightning, Moonshine, if you will, or, as it's known in the furtherest provinces, as Western Lemonade.