Quotes
Bob Hope/Argus Hamilton/Seven Lovelies from 'B.J. and the Bear'
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
- Bob Hope: Let me tell you - all those presidents want to get laughs, too. Ronnie's pretty good, you know.
- Johnny Carson: Yeah, he's good with - he's good for laughs.
- Bob Hope: Oh, yeah; he gets laughs. He gets damn good laughs... I hope he stops being an actor, and starts to produce; don't you?
- Argus Hamilton: I see where Russia is withdrawing eighty thousand troops from East Germany, and they're goin' home - through Poland.
- Argus Hamilton: [imagining John Anderson as a math teacher] If we give Iran twenty missiles, and Iraq twenty missiles, what will be the price of gas by Tuesday?
- Johnny Carson: I'm really kinda sad about leaving Burbank... No - leaving Burbank is a very difficult thing to do... in the same sense that I hated to leave Guam during the Japanese invasion.