"The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" Bob Hope/Argus Hamilton/Seven Lovelies from 'B.J. and the Bear' (TV Episode 1981) - Argus Hamilton as Self - Guest Comic

Argus Hamilton : We'll get out of here twice as fast if you get the jokes.
Argus Hamilton : I see where Russia is withdrawing eighty thousand troops from East Germany, and they're goin' home - through Poland.
Argus Hamilton : [imagining John Anderson as a math teacher] If we give Iran twenty missiles, and Iraq twenty missiles, what will be the price of gas by Tuesday?

Argus Hamilton: Self - Guest Comic