Third Watch (TV Series)

A Thousand Points of Light (2000)

Jason Wiles: Maurice Boscorelli

Quotes 

• Maurice Boscorelli : Great, we get to direct traffic for the bucket boys. If this isn't the start of a great day, I don't know what the hell is.

• Maurice Boscorelli : I'm just not sure the night for Nicole to meet my mother is the night her bitter, divorced friends gather her up, get her drunk on light beer, and carve up a penis birthday cake while some male stripper writes "Happy 50th, Rose" in the air with his unit.