- Donna Pinciotti: Excuse me. Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?
- Jackie Burkhart: Umm, cheerleading camp.
- Donna Pinciotti: So, my parents are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose sides. But I can't, because they're both idiots.
- Midge Pinciotti: [Eric and Donna are making out on the couch but they both stop when they hear her parents arguing outside of the room] Here's a crazy idea: why don't *you* do the dishes, Bob?
- Bob Pinciotti: Why don't *I* do the dishes? I work all day!
- Midge Pinciotti: Well... I meditate all day!
- Bob Pinciotti: Why don't you meditate over the sink while you wash the dishes?
- Midge Pinciotti: [Both Bob and Midge come bursting into the room] Donna, will you tell your father he's a jackass?
- Bob Pinciotti: Donna, your mother was fine until she met those feminists and started thinking!
- Midge Pinciotti: Well, excuse me, Bob, but I'm not happy!
- [Leaves the room]
- Bob Pinciotti: Really? Well, I'm ecstatic!
- [Turns around to Eric]
- Bob Pinciotti: You better watch out, Eric, because it's all fun when you're making out on the couch, but then they get bigger and... bitchier!
- [Turns around to Donna]
- Bob Pinciotti: Hey, no offense, honey.
- [Leaves the room]
- Eric Forman: You're not gonna get bitchy, are you?
- Donna Pinciotti: Shut up!
- Eric Forman: Oh, no.
- Bull: Red, You *do* realize this is a wife-swapping party?
- Red Forman: So, you want to sleep with my wife?
- Bull: No, I'll take a run at any of these women here!
- Red Forman: What's the matter with *my* wife?