That '70s Show (TV Series)
The Good Son (1999)
Laura Prepon: Donna Pinciotti
Quotes
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Donna Pinciotti : Excuse me. Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?
Jackie Burkhart : Umm, cheerleading camp.
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Donna Pinciotti : So, my parents are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose sides. But I can't, because they're both idiots.
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Midge Pinciotti : [Eric and Donna are making out on the couch but they both stop when they hear her parents arguing outside of the room] Here's a crazy idea: why don't *you* do the dishes, Bob?
Bob Pinciotti : Why don't *I* do the dishes? I work all day!
Midge Pinciotti : Well... I meditate all day!
Bob Pinciotti : Why don't you meditate over the sink while you wash the dishes?
Midge Pinciotti : [Both Bob and Midge come bursting into the room] Donna, will you tell your father he's a jackass?
Bob Pinciotti : Donna, your mother was fine until she met those feminists and started thinking!
Midge Pinciotti : Well, excuse me, Bob, but I'm not happy!
[Leaves the room]
Bob Pinciotti : Really? Well, I'm ecstatic!
[Turns around to Eric]
Bob Pinciotti : You better watch out, Eric, because it's all fun when you're making out on the couch, but then they get bigger and... bitchier!
[Turns around to Donna]
Bob Pinciotti : Hey, no offense, honey.
[Leaves the room]
Eric Forman : You're not gonna get bitchy, are you?
Donna Pinciotti : Shut up!
Eric Forman : Oh, no.