That '70s Show (TV Series)
That '70s Pilot (1998)
Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde
Quotes
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Steven Hyde : [the first circle] Is Red still thinking of giving you the car, man?
Michael Kelso : Even if we do get it, we're gonna need serious gas money because the Cruiser's a boat.
Eric Forman : I know the Cruiser's a boat. This whole gas shortage bites!
Fez : Who's getting a boat?
Steven Hyde : There's no such thing as a gas shortage, man! Its all fake! The oil companies control everything! Like, I heard about this guy who invented a car that runs on water, man! It's got a fiberglass, air-cooled engine and it runs on water!
Fez : So, it is a boat?
Steven Hyde : No! It's a car, only you put water in the tank instead of gas!
Michael Kelso : [laughing] I haven't heard of this car. Hey, Jackie's good for gas money!
Eric Forman : You are such a whore!
Fez : When does the boat get here, whore?
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[First scene of the series: May 17, 1976. 8:47 p.m. The gang is in Forman's basement]
Steven Hyde : Eric, it is time.
Eric Forman : Why don't you do it?
Steven Hyde : It's your house.
Michael Kelso : *Your* house!
Steven Hyde : [points upward] Listen to them up there. The party has reached critical mass. In ten minutes, there will be no more beer opportunities.
Eric Forman : If my Dad catches me copping beers, he'll kill me!
Steven Hyde : I'm willing to take that risk.
Michael Kelso : Don't worry about it! Just remain calm, keep moving...
Donna Pinciotti : And, above all, don't get sucked into my Dad's hair.
Eric Forman : What's wrong with your Dad's hair?
Donna Pinciotti : Just don't look at it.
Steven Hyde : [grabs Eric's face] And, Eric: cold. Definitely cold.
[Eric nods. Hyde pats him on the shoulder. Eric begins to run up the stairs. He pauses, looks back down, and continues]