- Jack O'Neill: Come to retrieve your vastly superior stuff? You know it'd be a lot more superior if it wasn't so easy to steal.
- Jack O'Neill: To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c, well he really didn't say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow.
- Jack O'Neill: I do appreciate that you were the one that came to see if I was okay. That... that means something.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Ah, actually, no, it doesn't.
- Jack O'Neill: Na?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Um... we, ah, we drew straws. I lost.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Actually, General, the Tollan refused to give us any technology.
- Jack O'Neill: Offered us a nice fruit basket, though.
- General Hammond: As long as I am in command of the SGC, we will hold ourselves to the highest ethical standards.
- Jack O'Neill: And when the Goa'uld wipe us out because we have nothing with which to defend ourselves, I'm sure we'll all feel *great* about ourselves and our high moral standard.
- Major Samantha Carter: Is there anything I can do?
- Jack O'Neill: About?
- Major Samantha Carter: Well sir, with respect, you aren't exactly acting like yourself.
- Jack O'Neill: No Carter. I haven't been acting like myself since I met you. Now I'm acting like myself.
- General Hammond: [Explaining to the rest of SG-1 why they were not informed of Jack's covert mission] ... and the Asgard insisted he be the only one involved.
- Jack O'Neill: They like me.
- Major Samantha Carter: [Watching Jack remove a piece of Tollan technology right after being told by the Tollan High Council that technology wasn't going to be shared, yet] Sir, isn't that against regulations?
- Jack O'Neill: I suppose it is, Carter.
- Jack O'Neill: [to Daniel] I'd rather be a thief and alive than honest and dead. It's a cliche, I know...