The Simpsons (TV Series)
Cape Feare (1993)
Marcia Wallace: Edna Krabappel
Quotes
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[getting death threat letters has made Bart paranoid on his way to school]
Marge : [menacingly, with large scissors] Bart... I'm going to GET you...
[brightly, clipping coupons]
Marge : ...some ice cream at the store since I'm saving so much money on Diet Cola.
[Bart walks down the street]
Ned Flanders : [menacingly, wearing a Freddy Kruger razor glove] Say your prayers, Simpson...
[brightly]
Ned Flanders : ...because the schools can't force you like they should.
[to Maude]
Ned Flanders : Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church.
[Bart enters class]
Mrs. Krabappel : [menacingly] You're going to be my murder victim, Bart...
[brightly]
Mrs. Krabappel : ...in our school production of Lizzy Borden, starring Martin Prince as Lizzy.
[Martin is wearing a dress and a wig, wielding an axe]
Martin Prince : Forty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart.