The Simpsons (TV Series)
Cape Feare (1993)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Homer : Hey, kids! Want to drive through that cactus patch?
Bart : Yeah!
Lisa : Yeah!
Sideshow Bob : [underneath car] No!
Homer : Well, two against one!
[drives through cactus field]
Sideshow Bob : Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Lisa : Hey, a letter from my pen-pal, Anya.
Anya : [reading, Anya narrates] Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our President has been overthrown and...
[Voice changes]
General Krull : ...replaced, by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull, and his glorious regime! Sincerly, little girl.
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Marge : [looking at Bart's collection of death threats] Hmm, this one's done in different handwriting.
Homer Simpson : Oh, uh, I wrote that one, after Bart somehow put this tattoo on my butt.
[Homer drops his pants, revealing a "wide load" tattoo on his rear end. Everyone laughs]
Nelson : [outside the window] Ha ha!
Bart : But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis The Menace.
Homer Simpson : It's probably the person you least suspect.
Lisa : That's good, Dad.
Grampa : I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit! It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George Guberlindsey.
Bart : Grandpa, Matlock's not real.
Grampa : Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!
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Lisa : [Lisa thinks she might know who's been threatening Bart] Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
Bart Simpson : Linda Lavin?
Lisa : No, someone who *didn't* deserve it.