The Simpsons (TV Series)
Cape Feare (1993)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Exercise Video Girl, Girls
Quotes
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Homer : Hey, kids! Want to drive through that cactus patch?
Bart : Yeah!
Lisa : Yeah!
Sideshow Bob : [underneath car] No!
Homer : Well, two against one!
[drives through cactus field]
Sideshow Bob : Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Bart : Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum : Hey, I'm the chief here. Bake him away, toys.
Lou : What'd you say, Chief?
Chief Wiggum : Do what the kid says.
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[Bart has difficulty sleeping, his bedroom door opens, a sharp knife appears and man charges into the room casting a scary shadow on the ceiling]
Homer : [holding a large knife upside-down] BARTYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIEBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?
Bart Simpson : [screames] AAAAAHHHHH!
Homer : [kneels down and scary shadow disappears] Come on, let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot.
Bart Simpson : [as Homer cuts the brownies] Dad, I'm kinda edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not coming into my room screaming and brandishing the butcher knife.
Homer : [stops cutting the brownies] Why?
[Homer looks at the large knife he is holding]
Homer : Oh, right. The *Sideshow Bob* thing, oh I'm sorry boy.
[Homer kisses Bart and leaves the room. Seconds later, Homer bursts into the room again wearing a white hockey mask and holding a switched on electric chainsaw, which he holds up]
Homer : BARTYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?
Bart Simpson : [screams louder] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Homer : [turning off the chainsaw and lifting the hockey mask] Oh, sorry. What am I thinking?
[Homer kisses Bart and leaves the room]
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Sideshow Bob : Now, Bart, any last requests?
Bart Simpson : [sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time] Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it.
Sideshow Bob : No, go on.
Bart Simpson : It's just that you have such a beautiful voice...
Sideshow Bob : Guilty as charged.
Bart Simpson : Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore".
Sideshow Bob : Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to hell. and a 1 and a 2 and
[singing]
Sideshow Bob : "We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty..."
[later]
Sideshow Bob : "I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, thugh I could never tell why..."
[later]
Sideshow Bob : ..."What never?" "No never." "What never?" "Hardly ever!"
[with Bart]
Sideshow Bob , Bart Simpson : "he's hardly ever sick at sea..."
[later]
Sideshow Bob : "... For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!"
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Bart Simpson : What do you want?
Sideshow Bob : Surely there's no harm in laying in the middle of a public street.
[Bob is subsequently trampled by an oncoming parade, which includes several elephants]
Sideshow Bob : Not the elephants!
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Marge : [looking at Bart's collection of death threats] Hmm, this one's done in different handwriting.
Homer Simpson : Oh, uh, I wrote that one, after Bart somehow put this tattoo on my butt.
[Homer drops his pants, revealing a "wide load" tattoo on his rear end. Everyone laughs]
Nelson : [outside the window] Ha ha!
Bart : But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis The Menace.
Homer Simpson : It's probably the person you least suspect.
Lisa : That's good, Dad.
Grampa : I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit! It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George Guberlindsey.
Bart : Grandpa, Matlock's not real.
Grampa : Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!
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Lisa : [Lisa thinks she might know who's been threatening Bart] Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
Bart Simpson : Linda Lavin?
Lisa : No, someone who *didn't* deserve it.
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Announcer : [Opening scene, Bart and Lisa are watching TV] Ladies and gentlemen, it's Up Late With McBain. I'm your announcer, Obergruppenfuehrer Wolfcastle. And here's McBain!
Rainer Wolfcastle : Ja. Thank you. Ja. That's nice. Let's say hello to my music guy, Scoey.
[studio audience cheering and applauding]
Rainer Wolfcastle : That is some outfit, Scoey. It makes you look like a homosexual.
Rainer Wolfcastle : [studio audience booing] Oh. Maybe you all are homosexuals too.
Bart : This is horrible. The Fox network has sunk to a new low.
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Milhouse Van Houten : [to Bart] I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty fat fat fat" and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but nobody's trying to kill ya.
Bart Simpson : Oh, that's good.
[Nelson pulls down Bart's pants]
Girls : [pointing and singing] Fatty fat fat fat! Fatty fatty fat fat!