- Mrs. King: Lee, I've gotta get home. Philip and Jamie are having company spend the night. I have to be there to pretend like I'm not.
- Scarecrow: Have you noticed anything unusual since Angelo arrived?
- Mrs. King: [deep sigh] Well, there's the lipstick...
- Scarecrow: Angelo wears lipstick?
- Mrs. King: No, Eva.
- Scarecrow: I was talking about Ange...
- Mrs. King: [interrupting] Do you think they'd let her take her lipstick to prison?
- Scarecrow: Of course not.
- Mrs. King: Because you see, a tube of lipstick takes about four months to use. Now, Eva's is almost gone. But she's only been out a few days...
- Amanda King: Gee, you know, it's funny. In all the conversations we have, you never once mentioned Eva.
- Lee Stetson: Amanda, do you have any idea how many things I have never mentioned to you?
- Amanda King: A couple million.
- Lee Stetson: No...
- Amanda King: Close, though?
- Lee Stetson: Yeah.
- Amanda King: Yeah.
- Scarecrow: Hey, come on, I think we can find ourselves some mean dust-bunnies behind this baby, come on!
- [starts to move refridgerator]