Jo Anne Worley credited as playing...
Regular Performer • Fanny Farkel
- Teresa Graves: [after the chicken story in the news] Now where's a one-and-a-half ton chicken gonna make a nest?
- Jeremy Lloyd: Anywhere she wants to.
- Stu Gilliam: Let's face it, baby, with a one-and-a-half ton chicken loose, Colonel Sanders is got to be scared to go out at night.
- Jo Anne Worley: Do you know what that one-and-a-half ton chicken said to me?
- Pamela Rodgers: What?
- Jo Anne Worley: CA-LUUUUUUUUUCK!
- Jeremy Lloyd: How do you make soup with a one-and-a-half ton chicken?
- Ruth Buzzi: Bring Lake Erie to a boil and add a pinch of salt.
- Arte Johnson: Then find a flu epidemic in a big Jewish neighborhood.
- Alan Sues: I'll tell ya one thing, when she clucks, that rooster better get up and at 'em.
- Jo Anne Worley: CA-LUUUUUUUUCK!
- Alan Sues: Isn't she rude?