Dick Martin credited as playing...
Self - Host
- Dan Rowan: Well, I see by the lil' old finger in the air that it's time once again for the flying Fickled Finger of Fate Award.
- Dick Martin: Well, who gets the upright appendage this tonight?
- Dick Martin: The weekly meeting of the Pasadena Planned Parenthood Society was canceled today when someone ran off with the plans.