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Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : Let's see what Meryl picked. New York steak. What does your father do, Meryl?
Meryl : He's a dermatologist.
Roseanne Conner : Oh. Well, then that would be a good choice. Anybody here who doesn't have a trust fund? Darlene, what are we gonna have for dinner?
Darlene Conner : Well, I'm eating at Meryl's house!
Roseanne Conner : Who wants to see a picture of Darlene dressed up like a tulip for her 3rd grade play?
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Roseanne Conner : Now, we need corn flakes. They are the most important part of this meal.
Meryl : Why's that?
Roseanne Conner : Well, how else do you think we're going to turn two pounds of ground round into eleven pounds of mouth-watering meatloaf?
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Meryl : Hey, wait a minute! I don't see why I have to be stuck in this kitchen, killing myself cooking dinner for this family!
[all of the girls agree]
Roseanne Conner : This is a proud, proud, proud moment for me, girls. Now you're sounding like real housewives.
