Roseanne (TV Series)

Body by Jake (1994)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : It's been over an hour, where are they?

  Dan Conner : Maybe they're celebrating.

  Roseanne Conner : They just had a baby. They're not medically allowed to celebrate.

• Dan Conner : [finding out Bev had sex with Jake, causing her fall]  I understand that unless you were having sex in the shower when it happened, then none of this is my fault!