- Jim Rockford: [on the telephone] Guess where I am now.
- Det. Dennis Becker: At the bar?
- Jim Rockford: Close - they got a lot of bars in here. You wanna try again?
- Det. Dennis Becker: In jail?
- Jim Rockford: Yeah, that's right!
- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Ofc. Billings: [beep] Billings, L.A.P.D. You know, Thursday is Chapman's twentieth year, and we're giving a little surprise party at the captain's. I think you should come. By the way, we need five bucks for the present.