"The Nanny" Here Comes the Brood (TV Episode 1993) - Renée Taylor as Sylvia Fine

[Fran and Sylvia were getting ready to go to a wedding. Fran is helping Sylvia with a tight new dress, the back of which has a series of criss-crossing spaghetti straps which are digging into Sylvia's skin]

Fran Fine : Oh, I don't know about these straps, Ma. You look like a ham.

Sylvia Fine : The salesgirl said I looked like a dream.

Fran Fine : Maybe Oscar Meyer's.

Sylvia Fine : She should choke on her commission.
Sylvia Fine : [to Fran; about the food at the wedding] Chicken - for this, I'd give a fifty dollar check!
Sylvia Fine : [Fran and her mother are getting ready for a family wedding] Fran, be a doll and fetch me my shoes.

Fran Fine : [Fran heads over to the freezer and fishes out a pair of silver-colored high-heels] You know, Ma... If you wore leather, your feet wouldn't sweat.

Sylvia Fine : I should pay top dollar for a pair of shoes I'm only going to wear once... *ninety-ninety five*!

[She takes the shoes and sets them on the ground]

Sylvia Fine : Oh, they're perfect!

[She slips them on...]

Sylvia Fine : [as she's slipping them on, wincing slightly] Ow... they're like rocks!
[Sylvia has just met C.C. Babcock]

Sylvia Fine : [to Fran; distastefully] ... Like a fish.

[Fran nods in mutual agreement]
Fran Fine : Honey, what are you doing here?

Grace Sheffield : I was in the neighborhood!

Sylvia Fine : Isn't she adorable! You want a scooter pie?

Fran Fine : THAT'S your first question?

Renée Taylor: Sylvia Fine