The Nanny (TV Series)

Here Comes the Brood (1993)

Daniel Davis: Niles

Quotes 

• C.C. Babcock : How was the dentist?

  Maxwell Sheffield : [Indistinct answer]  ...

  C.C. Babcock : I think you have a mouth full of cotton.

  Maxwell Sheffield : [Removing cotton pads from his mouth]  Oh, right. Oh, I had to take this out when I got home.

  [Handing them to Niles] 

  Maxwell Sheffield : Niles...

  Niles : Oh, goody! Five more of these and I'll have a sweater...

• Grace Sheffield : I don't wanna go to the zoo. I had nightmares about fangs and claws and snarling.

  Fran Fine : Gracie, they keep the animals in cages.

  Brighton Sheffield : She's talking about C. C.

  Fran Fine : [to Mr. Sheffield]  Oh, come on. Stop being such a big fat baby. You got a toothache, you go to a dentist.

  Maxwell Sheffield : I don't have a toothache. Just slept on it wrong.

  Fran Fine : Who sleeps on a tooth? Unless you're waiting for a fairy. Now open up, let me take a look.

  Maxwell Sheffield : Miss Fine, it's my mouth. I reserve the right to keep it shut. An option you might consider from time to time.

  Fran Fine : All right, but what are you gonna do when all your teeth fall out?

  Niles : [Whispering to Fran]  I assume I'll me masticating for him.

  Fran Fine : [Quietly]  I hope you get time and half for that one.

• Maxwell Sheffield : [C.C. just said she'd love to spend more time with Maxwell and his kids]  Well, tomorrow is Miss Fine's day off. We could go to the zoo.

  C.C. Babcock : The zoo?

  [Forces a smile] 

  C.C. Babcock : How marvelous... We'll be like one big happy family. You and me.

  Maxwell Sheffield : And the children.

  C.C. Babcock : Oh, of course. That goes without saying.

  Maxwell Sheffield : C. C. , this is a side of you that's rather unexpected.

  C.C. Babcock : Maxwell, I adore children. It's a natural thing. A female thing.

  [Both walk of the house] 

  Niles : I hear some females eat their young.

  [C.C. glares at him before he closes the door]