The Nanny (TV Series)

Here Comes the Brood (1993)

Allen Bloomfield: Uncle Myron

Quotes 

• Grace Sheffield : [Mr. Maxwell Sheffield has informed Gracie that it is Fran Fine's day off, much to Gracie's dismay]  ... So then it's true.

  Fran Fine : What's true, Angel?

  Grace Sheffield : That you only spend time with me because Daddy pays you to.

  Fran Fine : [gasps; shocked]  What kind of heartless, cold-blooded imbecile would say something like that?

  [Fran gives C.C. a piercing, knowing look. C.C. smiles forcibly, caught] 

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : I meant it in the nicest possible way.

  Maxwell Sheffield : [shocked and dismayed]  C.C.!

  Uncle Myron : [Fran's Uncle Myron stands up and flaps a napkin in the air excitedly, to get Maxwell's attention]  Sheffield!

  Maxwell Sheffield : [chagrined]  Oh god, Uncle Myron! My nightmare continues.

  Uncle Myron : [Ushering his grandson, Robbie "the tap dancing genius'" over]  I would like you to meet my grandson, Robbie.

  Maxwell Sheffield : [trying to be polite]  Myron, not now.

  Uncle Myron : [to Robbie]  Hit it!

  Robby : [singing "Put On A Happy Face"]  Grey skies are gonna clear up/ Put on a Happy Face...

  [Robbie starts dancing as he sings; while he performs, Fran, C.C. and Maxwell talk over him] 

  Maxwell Sheffield : C.C., *What on Earth possessed you?*

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : [about the Sheffield kids]  They were all gaining up on me!

  Fran Fine : So, you took it out on a six year old?

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : [whines]  She started it!

  Fran Fine : [sarcastically]  Oh, That's very mature.

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : [irate]  Well, that's the pot calling the kettle black!

  Maxwell Sheffield : [irritated]  Oh won't you two just grow up and just...

  Fran Fine , Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock , Maxwell Sheffield : [Screaming angrily at Robbie in unison]  SHUT UP!

  [Robbie stops and runs away] 

  Maxwell Sheffield : Well, *that* was slightly more painful than the toothache.