- Beauregard: Kermit, Kermit, I had a dream and it was so real! What does it mean when you dream people are walking on your head?
- Kermit the Frog: It means you're sleeping on the floor.
- [Rizzo wants to be on the "Pigs In Space" sketch]
- Link Hogthrob: Listen, rat, you could never be in the crew of "Pigs In Space".
- Rizzo the Rat: Why not?
- Link Hogthrob: Well, you're... you're too short.
- Miss Piggy: [in Link's ear] Why didn't you just say he wasn't a pig?
- Link Hogthrob: Well, I didn't wanna hurt his feelings.
- Rizzo the Rat: Okay, wait a minute, you guys. I can do anything that a pig can do.
- Link Hogthrob: Oh yeah?
- Miss Piggy: Oh?
- Rizzo the Rat: Sure, I can say "oink, oink," I can wallow in the mud...
- Miss Piggy: What?
- Rizzo the Rat: ...I can eat garbage.
- Miss Piggy: Hold it, hold it!
- Rizzo the Rat: What?
- Miss Piggy: You just blew it, shorty!
- [Piggy kicks Rizzo away]
- Announcer: [voice over] When we last saw the spaceship Swinetrek, Dr. Strangepork was just outside the door, waiting for his cue.