Married... with Children (TV Series)

Get the Dodge Out of Hell (1995)

Michael Faustino: Mikey

Quotes 

• Al : I want my Dodge, dag-nabit.

  Mikey : Dag-nabit? What did you do, get the "Hooked on Phonics" Yosemite Sam tape?

• Mikey : Do you realize that for being caught in the women's restroom, we're going to dock you a week's pay?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [sarcastically]  Well there goes that yacht I was gonna buy.

  Mikey : You're already on thin ice, Mr. Ivy League pervert in the bathroom looking up women's skirts. Now I don't want anymore shenanigans out of you. I want you buffin' the next thing that comes out of here.

  [Al walks out of the car wash] 

• Mikey : We're going to buy you a new car. How does a Hyundai sound?

  Al : Like an old lawnmower.

• Mikey : [a teenager]  I'm Mikey. I'm the manager.

  Al : Of what? The Mets?

  Mikey : I don't take lip from shoe salesmen. Now what do you want? I have a book report due tomorrow.

  Al : I want my car. It never came out the other end.

  Mikey : Are you sure you brought a car?

  Al : No, I drove the wife. Of course I brought a car, you zit farm.