- April Curtis: [on viewscreen] Are you ready for the test, Michael?
- Michael Knight: Oh, hi, April, I'm ready if Kitt's ready!
- April Curtis: Kitt?
- KITT: I'm glad you asked, April. In light of the extensive micronetics involved in the system interface, not to mention...
- Michael Knight: [laughs] He's ready.
- Michael Knight: Michael, I prefer speaking for myself. In truth there's a primary aversion involved.
- Michael Knight: I know, buddy, you hate the smell of fish.
- KITT: I dislike the smell of fish. I hate salt water.
- Michael Knight: Think of it this way: April wants to see if you can swim, and I'm along for the ride.
- KITT: But you heard April. There are unanswered questions regarding the viability of my Third Stage Aquatic Synthesizer.
- Michael Knight: Maybe we'll answer 'em here and now, me hearty.
- KITT: Michael, this is no time for Long John Silver!
- KITT: You have an attraction with her, don't you?
- Michael Knight: Um, she has a pretty smile. Don't you think so?
- KITT: Michael, silicon chip circuitry is pretty to me. 200 miles on a gallon of gas is pretty to me. I'm not programmed to react to a girl's smile. You on the other hand, are programmed to react to nothing else.
- Jennifer Shell: You like lobster? I happen to have a real beauty left from Bobby's last dive.
- Michael Knight: Is that an invitation?
- Jennifer Shell: How 'bout tonight?
- KITT: Michael, you're awfully quiet. And upset, despite my efforts to cheer you up.
- Michael Knight: [pause] I'm thinking, Kitt, I'm not upset.
- KITT: Your pulse rate is up, your blood pressure is high and you're gripping the steering wheel with alarming pressure.
- Michael Knight: [lets go of steering wheel] Yeah, white knuckles give you away every time, huh?
- KITT: Aye, me hearty. Is it a ration of grog you're needing?
- Michael Knight: Grog?
- KITT: Aye, grog. Rum to you landlovers. Oh no, you're not back on that programme again, are you?
- Michael Knight: April?
- April Curtis: Hm?
- Michael Knight: Listen, thanks a lot for jumping in when I needed some help.
- April Curtis: Sure. Actually it was fun. I, eh, I was thinking, maybe we should trade jobs once in a while.
- Michael Knight: That's not a bad idea. Kitt's Long John Silver quotes are driving me nuts.
- Michael Knight: [speaking into his watch] Good work, Kitt. Real good work.
- Jennifer Shell: Who's Kitt?
- Michael Knight: [untying her hands] He's a... ah, he's a friend of mine.
- Jennifer Shell: Whoever he is, I'd like to thank him myself, may I?
- Michael Knight: Be my guest.
- Jennifer Shell: [speaking into Michael's watch] You were wonderful, Kitt.
- KITT: Just call me the scourge of the seven seas.
- April Curtis: I just had an update from Research and Development. It seems they now have some questions about the viability of the Third Stage Aquatic Synthesiser.
- KITT: What kind of questions, April?
- Michael Knight: The sinking kind.
- April Curtis: Yes, sinking. As in Michael Knight's popularity around here.