Knight Rider (TV Series)

Return to Cadiz (1983)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

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Quotes 

• April Curtis : [on viewscreen]  Are you ready for the test, Michael?

  Michael Knight : Oh, hi, April, I'm ready if Kitt's ready!

  April Curtis : Kitt?

  KITT : I'm glad you asked, April. In light of the extensive micronetics involved in the system interface, not to mention...

  Michael Knight : [laughs]  He's ready.

  Michael Knight : Michael, I prefer speaking for myself. In truth there's a primary aversion involved.

  Michael Knight : I know, buddy, you hate the smell of fish.

  KITT : I dislike the smell of fish. I hate salt water.

  Michael Knight : Think of it this way: April wants to see if you can swim, and I'm along for the ride.

• KITT : But you heard April. There are unanswered questions regarding the viability of my Third Stage Aquatic Synthesizer.

  Michael Knight : Maybe we'll answer 'em here and now, me hearty.

  KITT : Michael, this is no time for Long John Silver!

• KITT : You have an attraction with her, don't you?

  Michael Knight : Um, she has a pretty smile. Don't you think so?

  KITT : Michael, silicon chip circuitry is pretty to me. 200 miles on a gallon of gas is pretty to me. I'm not programmed to react to a girl's smile. You on the other hand, are programmed to react to nothing else.

• Jennifer Shell : You like lobster? I happen to have a real beauty left from Bobby's last dive.

  Michael Knight : Is that an invitation?

  Jennifer Shell : How 'bout tonight?

• KITT : Michael, you're awfully quiet. And upset, despite my efforts to cheer you up.

  Michael Knight : [pause]  I'm thinking, Kitt, I'm not upset.

  KITT : Your pulse rate is up, your blood pressure is high and you're gripping the steering wheel with alarming pressure.

  Michael Knight : [lets go of steering wheel]  Yeah, white knuckles give you away every time, huh?

• KITT : Aye, me hearty. Is it a ration of grog you're needing?

  Michael Knight : Grog?

  KITT : Aye, grog. Rum to you landlovers. Oh no, you're not back on that programme again, are you?

• Michael Knight : April?

  April Curtis : Hm?

  Michael Knight : Listen, thanks a lot for jumping in when I needed some help.

  April Curtis : Sure. Actually it was fun. I, eh, I was thinking, maybe we should trade jobs once in a while.

  Michael Knight : That's not a bad idea. Kitt's Long John Silver quotes are driving me nuts.

• Michael Knight : [speaking into his watch]  Good work, Kitt. Real good work.

  Jennifer Shell : Who's Kitt?

  Michael Knight : [untying her hands]  He's a... ah, he's a friend of mine.

  Jennifer Shell : Whoever he is, I'd like to thank him myself, may I?

  Michael Knight : Be my guest.

  Jennifer Shell : [speaking into Michael's watch]  You were wonderful, Kitt.

  KITT : Just call me the scourge of the seven seas.

• April Curtis : I just had an update from Research and Development. It seems they now have some questions about the viability of the Third Stage Aquatic Synthesiser.

  KITT : What kind of questions, April?

  Michael Knight : The sinking kind.

  April Curtis : Yes, sinking. As in Michael Knight's popularity around here.