- Kevin Liotta: Do you hear that voice too?
- Dennis Finch: Yeah, that's Jack's new intercom system.
- Kevin Liotta: No, I mean the voice of my father mocking me for the way I throw a football. Stop it, daddy!
- Nina Van Horn: A friend never wants to know you slept with her husband... or her son, for that matter.
- Vicki Costa: Pete just dumped me. Out of the blue, he just dumped me. What the hell happened?
- Nina Van Horn: Maybe it's another woman. Or maybe you're just not that good in bed.
- Elliot DiMauro: Can you believe he's wasting our time with this drivel?
- Jack Gallo: [on intercom] The Blush employee of the month is Elliot DiMauro.
- Elliot DiMauro: Hot damn!
- Maya Gallo: I'll tell you, but you have to promise no judgment.
- Nina Van Horn: You can count on me.
- Maya Gallo: I slept with Pete.
- Nina Van Horn: You whore!
- Maya Gallo: I said no judgment!
- Nina Van Horn: Come on, first you talk about Elliot's "bowls" and then you sleep with Pete. It's not like you're wearing white at the wedding.
- Kevin Liotta: You're late.
- Dennis Finch: I know.
- Kevin Liotta: The Lord frowns on that.
- Dennis Finch: I know, I read your pamphlet.
- Jack Gallo: That Toastman really burns me up. I call him for a little meet-and-greet and he won't answer.
- Dennis Finch: Yeah, that's bad.
- Jack Gallo: I'll say, it's wack. My TV is stuck on MTV. I am really getting tired of this Toastman guy. That fool be trippin'.
- Maya Gallo: You told people I slept with Pete?
- Nina Van Horn: No, I didn't.
- Elliot DiMauro: Hey, Maya. I heard you and Pete played hooks and ladders at the firehouse.
- Maya Gallo: You told Elliot?
- Nina Van Horn: Yes, but no one else.
- Kevin Liotta: Hey, Maya. Sorry about Pete, but the heart wants what it wants.
- Maya Gallo: So this is how you help me, by telling everyone in the office?
- Nina Van Horn: Only those who would be discrete and would not misuse your trust.
- Dennis Finch: Hey, Maya, I heard you and Toastman had a threeway with Pete. Way to go, Superfreak.