Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : So Elliot, are you still coming by tonight to... help me move my couch?

  Elliot DiMauro : Yes, but I still have to stop by the drug store to buy some... slip covers.

  Maya Gallo : No, you don't need to do that because I have something I can put in my... couch... that does the same thing as... slip covers. So just come over at 8.

  Dennis Finch : So, you and Maya are gonna hook up, huh?

  Elliot DiMauro : Jeez, Dennis, how do you know that?

  Dennis Finch : Please. It's like watching Forrest Gump and Nell plan a booty call.

• Elliot DiMauro : My lovelife sucks. I just got shot down by a girl named Burt.

  Maya Gallo : Don't look at me. Last night I ordered Chinese food just to hear a man on the phone.

  Elliot DiMauro : Ping? He's a good listener.