Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : It's just a salary negotiation. It's not like it's the Paris Peace Accord.

  Nina Van Horn : Yeah, Kissinger I knew how to deal with him. Tickle spot, left ear, it's like biting into a warm brownie.

• Maya Gallo : You just need to not let him set the rules to the negotiation.

  Jack Gallo : Nina, could you come in here now?

  Nina Van Horn : No, Jack. I want to do it later.

  Jack Gallo : All right, we'll do it later. Suit yourself.

  Nina Van Horn : You'd like that, you sneaky little bastard?

• Nina Van Horn : He played you like the shortest, dumbest fiddle in the whole building.

  Maya Gallo : You know, he just tricked you too. You're not so smart yourself.

  Nina Van Horn : Hey! Careful, Maya. Some things you can never take back.

• [Jack tricked Nina into taking a box instead of a raise] 

  Maya Gallo : Nina, the box?

  Nina Van Horn : The only thing inside was this hideous picture of a hideous baby.

  Maya Gallo : That's me, Nina.

  Nina Van Horn : I should have known. Last year I got your hideous prom picture.